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Fearsome Morning Presents makes comedy podcasts. They are a group of people who make stuff because Sam forced them to. If you're wondering about pronunciation, it's Fearsome Morning Presents, like a presenter at your company's 3-day Six Sigma workshop that you signed up for thinking it was a keg party, not Fearsome Morning Presents, like the gifts your cat leaves you in her favorite plants.
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Sam Barbaro writes Assassin.ly and The Fearsome Morning Podcast. She does her best to avoid voice acting, but it happens sometimes. Sam spends a lot of time making this face. Follow her on Twitter or Instagram for updates and quality dog content.
Gemma Barbaro voices Mallory in Assassin.ly and Dakota in The Fearsome Morning Podcast. When Sam told Gemma she didn't want to act, Gemma said, "but you're just reading the words you wrote." Sam still has not forgiven Gemma for the time she asked if she was prettier than Taylor Swift and Gemma answered honestly. Gemma is a voice of many talents who loves Broadway. She also loves her dog, Bo, and her hedgehog, Quill.i.am.
Andrew Triska voices Ben in Assassin.ly and Bradley in The Fearsome Morning Hour. He is constantly asked, "is this funny?" and then has to deliver the bad news. Andrew has written books and stuff. His favorite candy is Junior Mints.
Melissa Zinger is the voice of Alison in The Fearsome Morning Hour. When she's not working out, taking selfies, or scouting out the best sangria, she's available for all types of voiceover work. Melissa requests that you do not talk over Alanis, no matter how important it is. The fire will still be there after "Straitjacket."
Gabby Minassian voices Kill Witch in Assassin.ly. The role of Kill Witch (aka Kerry) is a dream come true for Gabby. Having been a witch for not one, but twelve Halloweens in a row, she has been waiting and ready to pursue this opportunity with method acting. She thinks this will be her "big break," please don't burst her bubble. She just got bangs for the occasion.
Thomas Joseph didn't like any photo that was ever taken of him, so he insisted we use this babka he baked. It is a quality babka. Thomas voices Joe in The Fearsome Morning Podcast. He was going through a rough time, and had just gotten those plastic braces, but he still powered through and we're proud of him. We're still not sure why the dentist glued a little chain to one of his teeth, like it shopped at Hot Topic.
Broccoli is a living, breathing fluffy thing that blocks sound interference (it's called a windscreen and it's on his birth certificate). He licked the mic once while we were recording and now we are legally obligated to credit and pay him. He accepts premium cheeses as compensation.
Bolin is rollin'.
