Our newest project. Assassin.ly follows optimistic but not very well-funded entrepreneur, Mallory, as she launches her assassination startup in a New York City where murder is legal—as long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join her as she navigates the rapidly changing killing business, deploys mostly qualified assassins, and assembles IKEA shelves.
The Fearsome Morning Hour
Our oldest project. More episodes comings soon, we think. Our lead voice actor is very difficult. Not in a demanding way, but in an emotional way.
In a classic work (and by "classic," we mean pre-2016) that is 90% fiction and 10% delusion, listen as Joe, a starry-eyed Los Angeles transplant and personal assistant to the 14th sexiest man alive, provides you with thrilling insights into the world of the Hollywood elite, including things that Oprah has thrown out, gas station celebrity look-alike sightings, and secret studio donut-choosing hierarchies.
Looking for something else?
A lot of people are. Love? Emotional fulfillment? Shoes that are comfortable and stylish? A holiday season that never ends? A bidet that's just the right pressure? We'd like to help you find that someday, but right now here's what we have to offer:
Fearsome Morning Presents makes comedy podcasts. Yup, that's what we do. If you're wondering about pronunciation, it's Fearsome Morning Presents, like a presenter at a poorly-attended motivational conference, not Fearsome Morning Presents, like the gifts we all get every morning.